Saw VI

I guess the biggest thing that annoyed me more than sitting and watching yet another Saw film was this jerk who decided to sit RIGHT in front of me during the movie. Not like the cinema was packed or anything. In fact there were a few seats empty which he could have picked. BUT NO!! He had to sit in the seat right in front of me! Not to mention texting... Ugh...

Alright, I am not writing a review on choosing seats. In fact I am suppose to be writing about Saw VI.

"HOLY CRAP there is another Saw movie??!?! No fricken WAY!"

"Yea way!"

There is nothing really to explain. I am sure after the first five, you know that this film is full of puzzles and contraptions meant too disembowel "innocent" people while teaching a very valuable lesson to the pawn in Jigsaw's game.

Oops, did I give it away? Oh well, I am sure you all knew that was coming anyways since they are all the same. The only difference between this one and the other five is that part six takes you another step farther in the now complicated story-line, which you need to remind yourself of because after eight hours of blood and guts you need to refresh yourself with what happened in the last one. I can tell you I can not remember what happened in each one except for the first Saw and the one I previously sat through. The rest are just a blurr of various torture exercises, flashbacks and lessons to be learned about valuing your life.

"Do you remember the uh... the one with the hole full of needles?? Which one was that in?"

"I can't remember!?" Sob...

And I guess the only other difference in part VI is the way people are tortured. I am sure the writers have a great time imagining those up!

I am not even going to rate this movie until it's done, which by then they will be on Saw XXXXXVVIIIVVIVIIXXI. So until then, I am just going to rent the next one if they ever decide to end it. That will be the biggest shocker! Bigger than the first outrageous scene in the series!

Sigh...